TROLLTIP #6 – THE HIERARCHY OF TROLL ARGUMENTS

Believe it or not, there’s a gay little hierarchy pyramid of levels of argument/disagreement.

This is important so look at it with your faceholes:

In a nutshell, the pyramid above works like this:

• You can communicate effectively with people on the same level
• People at a level or more below a particular argument level will not understand it
• People who are at a level or more above a particular argument level will be able to stoop to the lower level, but should not expect the same of the lower

Ideally we could all look at the argument pyramid at the top and expect to communicate as such, but sadly everyone’s minds these days are fucked up and shit. They will stoop to dirty tactics when trying to push their propaganda, and if you can identify where these tactics lie, you can use these same tactics against them, albeit with more strategy and discretion.

For example, imagine some little faggot is arguing at DH3. This is the point of no return, basically, if their argument rhetoric descends below DH3, you cannot expect them to respond to a DH4 or above. Instead, resort to spamming them with dickgirls, scat fetish porn, etc. as this is all that they will respond to — rational argument is gone. If both of you reach level DH0, you will waste your time arguing with them since there is no exchange of ideas at that level.

Let’s say someone is at a level above DH3 where they have enough brainpower to say more than “I disagree”. They often will hold onto their level, so you could use a sockpuppet and shit on their thread at a level DH3 or below using an argument contrary to the person, but also contrary what you actually wish to argue. Then you come in and slay the sockpuppet with your flawless reasoning, instantly establishing yourself some influence cred. This person will be open to influence and reason, so you can now safely present your argument after having shut up a little bitch with your mega troll intelligence.

There will be more to come that builds upon this new and interesting concept.

TROLLTIP #5 – BASICS OF SOCKPUPPETING

Okay you little SHITS. If you’ve been keeping up with this series, you already know how to make your sockpuppets, keep track of them and take your hacker steroids and live a good IRL life. Now we’re going to use those sockpuppets for something useful – sockpuppeting! Yay!

A sockpuppet, again, is yourself masquerading with a different identity on the Internet. If done correctly, other regular users cannot tell that you are a different person. They will react to your words and actions as if you are a different person, granted that you don’t make it fucking obvious.

Basics of creating a sockpuppet:

1. Pick a unique and different name, username and so on. Fill out your profile information with plausible information. You don’t want it to look like it has any ties with any accounts you may already have of notoriety on a given site.
2. Make this account look lived in, and use a different style of discourse or rhetoric in case you are already a participant in this community. In some cases you may even have to echo the opinions of others to gain some credibility and fly under their radar. (More on that in a later article)

A troll who doesn’t give a fuck will make a satirical sockpuppet or one with a silly name and picture, making it obvious that this sockpuppet exists to mask his identity. This is a basic sockpuppet and merely gives you more opportunities to return and wreak havoc, and is very popular to use on Facebook among trolls. However, it is sloppy for making any points in an online discussion on a place like Facebook where it is an unwritten expectation that you are a real person using your real identity. People may just dismiss you or label you as TROLL, and while this may be the case, you may not want to make it obvious.

Real identities make your points more convincing, since it shows to the dork on the computer on the other side of the Internet that a real living, breathing meatbag believes in the point you’re trying to write about. Human empathy, when not combined with critical thinking, can be a grave weakness to many minds. Why else do people like that McDonald’s “We love to see you smile” or “I’m lovin’ it” bullshit?

However, these take a little more effort to make, and depending on the venue, can take hours, days, weeks, months to complete.

If you want to make a sockpuppet to pose as a realistic person, you need to:

1. Pick and use a plausible, realistic name, location and profile picture where applicable.
2. Fill out any applicable account information that is relevant to the persona you’re trying to create
3. Network (on FB and other applicable sites) by adding friends and posting updates when necessary to make it look like an active account.

okay, i has my socks. now what the fuck do i do?

Now, you troll. If you’re using the quick n’ dirty basic sockpuppeting strategy, just go right ahead and use that baby. If you’re using your realistic sockpuppet, you need to make a note to yourself what goal you want to accomplish with this account. Do you want to appear as a staunch supporter, but instill doubt and support the validity of any opposing viewpoint? Do you want to undermine a movement or a facebook group by being a strong participant? DO IT. The possibilities are only limited to your ability to bullshit.

WARNING: This article is written with the assumption that your sockpuppets are being used for reasonably innocent purposes. If you’re posting horrible shit or anything that would draw wretched outrage to you, expect an IP ban. Also, if you have a regular account on that site, expect it to be tied to your regular account (like in the case of a forum where users can be administrators and moderators.) For that, we will use Tor and other proxies to circumvent that little issue, which I will cover in a later post.

TO RECAP

1. make your gay little sockpuppet
2. either troll or infiltrate with it using legitimate means (FB groups, etc.)
3. ????
4. gain influence in their world and/or spread the memetic seed
5. PROFIT!!!!

TROLLTIP #3 – HOW TO BALANCE IRL TIMES WITH INTERNETS

YES FUCKER< DID YOU FORGET YOU WERE A BAG OF FUCKING MEAT SITTING IN FRONT OF A PIECE OF ELECTRIC SILICON?????

Of course you didn’t: Everyone has to shit, piss, or eat once in a while. The problem is that we need to make the most of our computer time, especially trolling, which is why these posts are being written to help make our lives EASIER, so we don’t have to waste our time on hours and hours of posting in threads going nowhere. Some of these tips will require DISCIPRINE. If you don’t have DISCIPRINE, you won’t make much of a troll besides some youtube comments faggot. sorry 😦

Anyway, trolling doesn’t have to be a full-time job. Here are a few things to keep in mind when trolling:

• Pick your battlesThat’s right, you can’t win them all, so pick only the ones you can win. If you think you’re going to take on a big-ass thread without being swamped by naysayers and people contradicting you, good fucking luck. All Facebook and typical forum threads tend to degrade into shouting matches, and as a lone troll, you need to stay the fuck away from these. They suck too much of your time and energy away, instead save these threads for when you can horde together a troll/sockpuppet militia, and return to the battlefield at another date.
• You don’t have to “win”One battle doesn’t win a war. Again, a thread where you get shit on is not the end of the world. Everyone gets swamped by a torrent of faggots who contradict the truth. It’s not your job to bend their perspective of the thread participants around to see yours, but merely to demonstrate to others who can decide for themselves whose words are correct or not. About 80% of people on a given site lurk, and possibly fewer than 20% bother participating. But they do see these flamewars and other heated discussions, and will watch carefully.
• Humble yourselfJust because you are a troll doesn’t necessarily mean you are right. You are merely a footsoldier for the Truth, and whether you can express it or not depends entirely on your thoughts, choices, and actions. All of us can be right or wrong, and those are only ephemeral states in the face of eternal truth, regardless of what race you are, what you believe in, and what you stand for..
• Keep it simple.
  If it’s short, sweet and to the point, people will be more inclined to read and accept your responses. Long-winded PMS rants because you’re mad just make you look like a stupid faggot. Don’t respond to insults with insults. And with insults in mind…
• Refrain from insults.
  Insults only work if you can eviscerate the person/thing subtly. Calling them a doodoo head or a racist is just fucking retarded. But if they call you a “racist” or a “bigot” or a “misogynist” or whatever, feel free to ignore it, or turn it against them. FUrthermore, don’t give them a reason to insult you.

Getting your IRL shit together

Maybe someone can say “YOU HAVE NO LIFE.”

The problem is, there are 24 hours in a day. On average, people are spending up to 8 hours per day in front of a computer. How much of that time are you using for yourself, for learning? If you enjoy trolling, by all means indulge. But does it advance your life goals? Are you going to treat it like a hobby or waste your time away? If you can’t answer those questions for yourself, don’t bother.

Your humble author personally spends no more than 2 or 3 hours of my computer time in any form of trolling as it is mainly non-productive time. Many successful trolls have a balanced IRL life with their internet time.

Don’t have anything else to do? Then do one or more of the following:

• Hang out with friends that are disciplined, productive and/or rich and/or successful – not failures of life who like to play video games or surf 4chins 99% of their time
• Get a fucking job. You could make money online if you do some research.
• Lift some fucking weights
• Eat some good fucking food for once – eat a low-carb, high-fat, high-protein diet free of chemical processed bullshit
• Pick up on cute chicks that aren’t fat or ugly. Have lots of sex. (with a condom on, faggot. you are unfit to be a parent)

There are many things you can do as well that this list doesn’t cover. To recap:

Don’t waste your fucking time on online battles that mean nothing. Pick your battles that you can win, and win the FUCK out of them. Above all, have fun and see it as nothing more than a time killer. Make sure you can afford to waste this time, otherwise GTFO. Then go back to real life and understand this is all you have in your fleeting, mortal days, and take that remaining emptiness and create something in its place.

In fact, don’t hesitate to take a break from your computer right now and savor real life. Learn the zen of computing and how to be without a computer. You will know that the anger people feel on the internet is more silly than real life anger, which is somewhat silly too. You will learn true anger.

NEXT TROLLTIP – TROLLDRUGS – HACKERZ ON STEROIDZ

TROLLTIP #2 – HOW TO MAKE A FUCKTON OF SOCKPUPPIES

OOPS, I MEANT SOCKPUPPETS. FUCK YOU.

A sockpuppet is when you need something to talk to yourself. If you’re a huge fucking faggot, you’ll do it with the same account, very few people can get away with it not looking like an obvious moron, you have to be a fucking badass to do it. Obviously you aren’t, and I’m not either. So you need to get creative and use a different name, different avatar, different image, different rhetoric and style, etc., perhaps one that matches the person you’re trying to be on the internut. For this, you can create entire threads of yourself talking to yourself.

ANYWAY, you’re going to need KeepAss like in the previous article I wrote, which you should fucking read if you haven’t already.

Okay you gigantic ducks, get acquainted with the following:

1. KeepAss – To keep track of your usernames and passwords, you little shit. I already went over this.
2. Mailinator – for instant throwaway email inboxes. You can also use an alternate email domain (like tradermail.info or whatever shows up on their front page) that still gets forwarded to the @mailinator.com address. WARNING – IF SOMEONE GETS A HOLD OF YOUR MAILINATOR U/N, THAT SHIT IS PUBLIC AND THEY CAN SEE YOUR INBOX. IT IS NOT PRIVATE. But is useful if you just need to take a quick shit in a comments section or if a site just needs a quick email to register with.
3. Hushmail – A good private, encrypted email address. BE FORWARNED – This shit gets deleted with 3 weeks inactivity. It is only recommended if you are going to troll or use main accounts with this address frequently.
4. Lavabit – Provides private, encrypted free email addresses. Also advisable for main/non-throwaway accounts.

So the basic plan after you are ready, is as follows:

1. Pick your unique email address for your new account at the site you’re registering for.
2. Put that email/username in your Keepass database and generate a unique password that you won’t have to remember or reuse.
3. Go to your registered email inbox, handle any account verifications you need to take care of
4. ????
5. Use your sockpuppet on forums, facebooks, blogs, etc
6. PROFIT!!!!

Shit to cover in the future:

• How to handle and circumvent IP and other bans
• Paying people pennies to make sockpuppets for you
• Basic sockpuppeting strategy
• Intermediate to advanced sockpuppeting strategy

NEXT TIPS POST: How to balance IRL with Internet times

TROLLTIP #1 – CONSOLIDATE YOUR ACCOUNTS LOL

Welcome, fags. This is the first TROLLTIP POST.

Today we are going to learn how to use KeePass to keep track of all of our accounts and information.

As a troll warrior, it is often that you must reincarnate several times with sockpuppets as you may be vanquished easily. Your enemies are powerful and numerous. It may take a long time to respawn. But, if you make tons of warriors in advance, you can become your own Personal Army and vanquish the enemy with great memetic force.

A common complaint of “trolls” who can’t keep track of their shit is that they can’t remember so many usernames and passwords, or else they just keep reusing the same ones and getting fucked over. Or even using their REAL NAME AND IRL SHIT like dumbasses. We’re not going to do that, so we’re going to need a system, and it’s called KeePass. It’s good for IRL shit too, but we’re using it for BATTLE.

So, here’s how you do this shit:

1. Download KeePass right here, you fuck
2. Make yourself a new password/username database and keep that shit somewhere safe. CHOOSE A GOOD PASSWORD AND DON’T FUCKING FORGET IT, BECAUSE YOU WON’T GET IT BACK IF YOU DO, JACKASS.

That’s all there is to it.

Next time: How to make a fuckingshitload of sockpuppets