Welcome, fags. This is the first TROLLTIP POST.

Today we are going to learn how to use KeePass to keep track of all of our accounts and information.

As a troll warrior, it is often that you must reincarnate several times with sockpuppets as you may be vanquished easily. Your enemies are powerful and numerous. It may take a long time to respawn. But, if you make tons of warriors in advance, you can become your own Personal Army and vanquish the enemy with great memetic force.

A common complaint of “trolls” who can’t keep track of their shit is that they can’t remember so many usernames and passwords, or else they just keep reusing the same ones and getting fucked over. Or even using their REAL NAME AND IRL SHIT like dumbasses. We’re not going to do that, so we’re going to need a system, and it’s called KeePass. It’s good for IRL shit too, but we’re using it for BATTLE.

So, here’s how you do this shit:

  1. Download KeePass right here, you fuck
  2. Make yourself a new password/username database and keep that shit somewhere safe. CHOOSE A GOOD PASSWORD AND DON’T FUCKING FORGET IT, BECAUSE YOU WON’T GET IT BACK IF YOU DO, JACKASS.

That’s all there is to it.

Next time: How to make a fuckingshitload of sockpuppets


  1. […] you’re going to need KeepAss like in the previous article I wrote, which you should fucking read if you haven’t […]

  2. […] If you’ve been keeping up with this series, you already know how to make your sockpuppets, keep track of them and take your hacker steroids and live a good IRL life. Now we’re going to use those […]

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